Life poem by me

Waaah! The baby is born, Tring!Tring!Tring! The school bell rings, Wow!Wow!Wow! The top ranker, Clap!Clap!Clap! The marriage is over, Waaaaaah! His son is born, Clap!Clap!Clap! His son’s marriage, Waaaaaaaah! His grandson is born, Slurp!Slurp!Slurp! He can only drink liquids now, Sob!Sob!Sob! His funeral! And that is life!